The Life in Me

when my friend makes me be the third wheel

mylifeasakitten:

she’s with her boy and they’re like:

and i’m just sitting there like:

29 April

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The Frenemy.: Advice At 18 →

thefrenemy:

Somebody asked me what advice I would give to my 18-year-old self. It is as follows:

First of all, slow your load. I get that your hormones are raging at the fiery furnace of vagina hellfire terror. Cool. These hormones might make you want to just dry hump all over every celebrity vampire or…

03 April

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01 April

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kingtrithom:

Everytime I see dumb fucking bitches post statuses on Facebook I pray for Jesus to take my soul.

01 April

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I swear it’s like nearly everyone has a tumblr.

Silly society. Tumblrs are for awesome losers…

01 April

(Source: -labyrinth)

30 March

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30 March

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(Source: s-sexmachine)

30 March

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"Compassion is something individual and voluntary. You cannot compel somebody to be compassionate; nor can you be vicariously compassionate by compelling somebody else. The Good Samaritan would have lost all merit if a Roman soldier were standing by the road with a drawn sword, telling him to get on with it and look after the injured stranger. Because there can be no such thing as compulsory compassion or vicarious compassion, therefore it is a humbugging abuse of language, intended to deceive, to talk about a ‘compassionate Government’ or a ‘compassionate party’—or even a ‘compassionate society’, unless one simply means by that a society which happens to contain a lot of compassionate individuals. Nor let anyone protest: ‘Oh, but when I vote for a party which will “make provision on an unprecedented scale for those in need of help”, it means I too shall have to pay my whack and so I am being compassionate after all’. Nonsense! The purpose of your vote is not to make yourself subscribe—that you can freely do at any time—but to compel others."

- Enoch Powell (via no-belgium-no-problem)

29 March

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destielandshwatsoncock:

hazel—grace-lancaster:

noregretsjustfreedom:

i-still-dont-like-your-face:

newyorktopaloalto:

cantkdawg:

notamanduh:

scipsy:

Not so good, but since the most common vocabulary size for non-native English spearkes is from 2,500–9,000 words, at least I’m in the average.

Test Your Vocabulary: how many words do you know?

20,300

19,500

35,900

…16,200…

20, 900

19,300

well, that’s nice.

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